the Wrath of Rath and other PvE annoyances
Posted: Mon Oct 15, 2007 9:52 am
L'sigh.
This weekend I headed out with a ragtag group of misfits and made our way to Arcatraz for my 3rd key fragment for kara attunement. The group consisted of a prot warrior, a resto shaman, a hybrid warlock (27/34/0) by the name of Rath, a mage that was short on time, and yours truly, an arms/prot warrior. We started out sneaking in with some alliance outside, since neither of us has been versed enough in the instances in the zone to have received the key. Nonetheless we ventured forward, I said in party, I got battleshout, you can grab the commanding shout; fell upon deaf ears. Within the first couple of pulls, no one but myself saw the healer getting overwhelmed with the larvae that tend to spawn. The mage pulled agro and the elite made short work of him, then the lock. I was going 2h but did the sacrificial taunt to help with the survivability of the group. Eventually, we wiped. Time to rez, fly back. Immediately, I heard the screechy adolescent voice that was our warlock.
"Oh God," I muttered, off the record. My thumb made its way to the "Alright guys lets go ahead and give it another try." The warlock went on about how he got 2 shot, the usual warlock cries that don't take into consideration that they are grinding monsters, and the consensus is that they're overpowered. Again, we sneakily zoned in on the coattails of a horde party. I suggested that everyone hit V to see the little critters. Again we pulled, again we wiped; this was starting to aggravate me. I flew to the weapon master, 2.5g repair bill, better now than later. Rezoning in after the group lead called in a favor, the lock complained about his gear starting to turn colors, I looked at his health, a dwindling 6300. I started doing commanding shout for the HP buff.
The next pulls had promise, everything seemed balanced, but then it happened. I noticed that Omen wasn't registring the lock. Seems that he didn't have KTM or Omen because "I have vista." I quasi snapped. "What does that have to do with ANYTHING? You still download it, you still extract it, you still pop it in your addon folders. Take some time and do it now. It's a required addon." All the time being told "don't Ant., we've tried explaining it before." The kid rambled about how it's apparently different in Vista, I didn't listen to it. I cracked open a new Dr. Pepper 2 liter, and grabbed the biggest cup that was quasi clean, I was going to need it.
Lo and behold, next pull, wipe. Guess who pulled agro? Yes! The kid that can't even see PG13 movies! Awesome sauce. The tension built as did my volume on Vent. Then I saw it. 4753... HP... on a 70 warlock. "Rath is your gear all red?" (Yes) "You do know that when it's red you get no stats... you're basically naked to us" (Yes) Angry silence. Call the whambulance, because here it comes "It's because I haven't gotten any greens today, I don't have any money..." I interject "You DO know that a single quest gives you 11g, right?" He cowers in silence. "You DO realize that there's a repair guy right next to where we rez, right?" We wipe, again, the shammy Ahnks up. The shaman actually trades off a handful of greens for him to make his monies. I get fed up and /trade 25g. Since our shaman is having a hard time, I just tell everyone to help out and bandage... and then he does it again. "I can't bandage"
"Excuse me?"
"Yeah I've tried it a million times and I can't get the quest"
"So what's your First Aid at?"
"225"
*snaps* "The triage quest is a level 35 quest that's in arathi highands, at hammerfall for you to save patients to increase your first aid limit to 300. It's not THAT hard"
"Well I can't get the quest"
"Ok just drop it. You can still get consumables, pots, waters, and food?"
(you guessed it) "I don't have any"
The tank first easily first aids the lock, since he can heal for approx 75% of his health. "Alright we busted an ahnk, what's the cooldown on a soulstone".... "I don't have a shard yet" I throw down my headset "WHAT THE F***!" /r WORTHLESS! I bolt for more Dr. P.
Next pull, we wipe, I repair, I show nubcake where to repair. 11g double's his health. Although the mage leaves, we start to do fine.
We eventually get the key fragment with a final hurrah kamikaze/chain kiting/you-taunt-I-get-the-frag-I-taunt-you-get-the-frag scheme. I leave group. I mute nubcakes, leave the channel. I contemplate ignoring him. I hearth to shat. Rath invites me to group. I accept and say "follow me" taking the portal to UC. I fly to Hammerfall. I stand next to the NPC. He gets there and says "wtf I can get it now lol"
/exit
No threat meter, no first aid, no gold, low durability, no consumables, no shards, such is the wrath of Rath.
This weekend I headed out with a ragtag group of misfits and made our way to Arcatraz for my 3rd key fragment for kara attunement. The group consisted of a prot warrior, a resto shaman, a hybrid warlock (27/34/0) by the name of Rath, a mage that was short on time, and yours truly, an arms/prot warrior. We started out sneaking in with some alliance outside, since neither of us has been versed enough in the instances in the zone to have received the key. Nonetheless we ventured forward, I said in party, I got battleshout, you can grab the commanding shout; fell upon deaf ears. Within the first couple of pulls, no one but myself saw the healer getting overwhelmed with the larvae that tend to spawn. The mage pulled agro and the elite made short work of him, then the lock. I was going 2h but did the sacrificial taunt to help with the survivability of the group. Eventually, we wiped. Time to rez, fly back. Immediately, I heard the screechy adolescent voice that was our warlock.
"Oh God," I muttered, off the record. My thumb made its way to the "Alright guys lets go ahead and give it another try." The warlock went on about how he got 2 shot, the usual warlock cries that don't take into consideration that they are grinding monsters, and the consensus is that they're overpowered. Again, we sneakily zoned in on the coattails of a horde party. I suggested that everyone hit V to see the little critters. Again we pulled, again we wiped; this was starting to aggravate me. I flew to the weapon master, 2.5g repair bill, better now than later. Rezoning in after the group lead called in a favor, the lock complained about his gear starting to turn colors, I looked at his health, a dwindling 6300. I started doing commanding shout for the HP buff.
The next pulls had promise, everything seemed balanced, but then it happened. I noticed that Omen wasn't registring the lock. Seems that he didn't have KTM or Omen because "I have vista." I quasi snapped. "What does that have to do with ANYTHING? You still download it, you still extract it, you still pop it in your addon folders. Take some time and do it now. It's a required addon." All the time being told "don't Ant., we've tried explaining it before." The kid rambled about how it's apparently different in Vista, I didn't listen to it. I cracked open a new Dr. Pepper 2 liter, and grabbed the biggest cup that was quasi clean, I was going to need it.
Lo and behold, next pull, wipe. Guess who pulled agro? Yes! The kid that can't even see PG13 movies! Awesome sauce. The tension built as did my volume on Vent. Then I saw it. 4753... HP... on a 70 warlock. "Rath is your gear all red?" (Yes) "You do know that when it's red you get no stats... you're basically naked to us" (Yes) Angry silence. Call the whambulance, because here it comes "It's because I haven't gotten any greens today, I don't have any money..." I interject "You DO know that a single quest gives you 11g, right?" He cowers in silence. "You DO realize that there's a repair guy right next to where we rez, right?" We wipe, again, the shammy Ahnks up. The shaman actually trades off a handful of greens for him to make his monies. I get fed up and /trade 25g. Since our shaman is having a hard time, I just tell everyone to help out and bandage... and then he does it again. "I can't bandage"
"Excuse me?"
"Yeah I've tried it a million times and I can't get the quest"
"So what's your First Aid at?"
"225"
*snaps* "The triage quest is a level 35 quest that's in arathi highands, at hammerfall for you to save patients to increase your first aid limit to 300. It's not THAT hard"
"Well I can't get the quest"
"Ok just drop it. You can still get consumables, pots, waters, and food?"
(you guessed it) "I don't have any"
The tank first easily first aids the lock, since he can heal for approx 75% of his health. "Alright we busted an ahnk, what's the cooldown on a soulstone".... "I don't have a shard yet" I throw down my headset "WHAT THE F***!" /r WORTHLESS! I bolt for more Dr. P.
Next pull, we wipe, I repair, I show nubcake where to repair. 11g double's his health. Although the mage leaves, we start to do fine.
We eventually get the key fragment with a final hurrah kamikaze/chain kiting/you-taunt-I-get-the-frag-I-taunt-you-get-the-frag scheme. I leave group. I mute nubcakes, leave the channel. I contemplate ignoring him. I hearth to shat. Rath invites me to group. I accept and say "follow me" taking the portal to UC. I fly to Hammerfall. I stand next to the NPC. He gets there and says "wtf I can get it now lol"
/exit
No threat meter, no first aid, no gold, low durability, no consumables, no shards, such is the wrath of Rath.